Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women
just got word from local mystics that your baby gets a different kind of curse depending on which instagram filter you put on the ultrasound photos. I forget the specifics but I’m pretty sure valencia is the one where they can ride dogs like horses so don’t worry too much about it. there’s good and bad curses.
i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough
if we all just got in the water and pushed
fucked up that i can’t listen to a podcast, listen to an album, study, draw, read a book, watch a tv show, watch a movie, journal, facetime a friend, go on a hike, go on a run, and bake all at the same time 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 guess the only option is to do nothing
